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    Sunday, September 30th, 2007
    6:47 pm
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    Saturday, August 4th, 2007
    7:35 pm
    last night i did too much coke and i told people that my belly button smells like someones ass crack.

    i also said that i was into beastiality


    im a fat fuck


    and a virgin


    and my balls smell
    Saturday, February 10th, 2007
    11:42 am
    Monday, December 25th, 2006
    9:17 am
    stuffing
    yo.
    it has been a semi-high quality christmas.
    in addition to my bass and ipod insurance shit i got the gorillaz book and some shoes(which i think i am going to try to exchange).
    the gorillaz book is pretty tight.
    the controller that came with guitar hero was broken, so we have to wait hella long to get another one.
    and my brother got his fancy ass phone/mp3 player/camera/green thing/i have no idea. so i get his old one.
    dinner was high quality.
    then i watched alot of the british office, which is so much better than the american version.
    it's crazy the american version even got made.
    now i'm watching spirited away.
    merry christmas.

    Current Mood: full
    Current Music: gorillaz-left hand suzuki method
    Sunday, December 10th, 2006
    11:53 pm
    gotta teach my woman some respect.
    this was a fairly high quality weekend.
    friday hung out with jordan.
    he found out in the morning that his aunt's boyfriend shot her in a parking lot then shot himself.
    pretty wacky.
    saturday i hung out with juliet and psuedo bohemian shithole aka ganina for an hour or 2 then met angie.
    we hung out at both of our houses for short periods of time, then met dale, kit, isaac, and dylan on haight.
    we hookahed for a while, as dale dropped 2 hits of acid.
    then we didn't take a bus that we shoulda taken and we had to walk hella far and we got drank we didn't need, and took the bus too far, and dropped bottles, and ran from madonna, and then we got into the show.
    david copperfuck was first and they were hella good. the drummer works for my mom and gave me some free strip mall seizures shit.
    didi mao was next, and they too were good.
    after this, the david copperfuck drummer introduced himself to me and we had an awkward conversation.
    then vholtz came on, and i wasn't so fond of them.
    gay beast was alright. i was standing right next to the guitar player and he was REALLY good.
    then strip mall seizures came on.
    they were EXTREMELY good. i usually don't like it when bands play new songs, but they were hella goo anyways.
    then my little brother's babysitter picked me, misha and angie up and we went back home.
    i woke up at 2 this morning and noone was in the house.
    i hung around for a while, went to fresh choice, got a chrstmas tree, watched the minutemen documentary, and now i need to do hella homework. i probably wont' end up doing it, but i'll attempt to.

    Current Mood: satisfied
    Current Music: iluvya-thom yorke
    Thursday, November 23rd, 2006
    9:59 pm
    break update #2
    i have not seen anybody but jordan, or my family in quite a while.
    i saw borat. it was kinda dissapointing.
    i went to olive garden with my grandfather. it was less awkward than usual.
    i went to thanksgiving and my grandparents-in-laws home. that was also less awkward than usual.
    usually this lady who looks like the mom from everybody loves raymond comes.
    but they didnt let her because she had a cold.
    to all of those people im basically known as "that kid who likes the stuffing".
    so everybody came up to me this year and told me about how that made double the stuffing just for me.
    it is some hella good stuffing though.

    Current Mood: okay
    Current Music: dibbuk 3-strip mall seizures
    Sunday, November 19th, 2006
    10:07 pm
    my break so far
    last night was pretty tight.
    saw the abi yoyos at jacks bar.
    me and isaac played these guys at pool.
    it was embarrasing.

    then this morning me, misha and dale went to a baseball game.
    it was cool.
    this one 49ers fan punched a seahawks fan in the face.
    it was funny.

    then i rode to burlingame with my grandpa, my uncle, some fat guy, and my grandpa-in-law or something. hes got a stutter.
    they talked alot about methods of getting out of the stadium and how much they hated animal rights.
    then i had steak and watched "high school musical" with my cousins. that movie sucks.

    Current Music: aphex twin-54 cymru beats
    Friday, November 17th, 2006
    2:02 am
    I just shat on my floor.

    Current Mood: accomplished
    Current Music: Coldplay
    Sunday, November 12th, 2006
    10:41 pm
    for being grounded, my weekend wasnt that bad.
    but it still kinda stank.

    thursday:i presented "Lunch with Grandfather" in front of my advisory, liz, misha, and my family. it was awful. apperently i made all sorts of awkward facial expressions. then i went home.

    friday: ate alot, as planned. met up with jordan at 6 or so. did hoodlum activities at jordan's. returned home.

    saturday: i was supposed to get hot pot with andrew but he's a jerk. so i just ate alot at home. and went to kfc. and ate more food. then me and jordan were going to see borat but juliet lied and said it was hella crowded so we'd hang out with her and ganina(psuedobohemianshithole). did more hoodlum activities, returned home. (my mother however did not, as her relationship with conor seems to have been rekindled).

    sunday: watched 5 hours of this animal planet thing where they bring animals from the past back to the future to keep them from becoming extinct. ate. found a bass on ebay thats hella tight, but my mom wont order it. and it runs out at 10 tomorrow morning.
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    godamnit. i hate being grounded.

    Current Music: thom yorke-skip divided
    Sunday, November 5th, 2006
    6:07 pm
    jack lost my fucking backpack.
    and i'm grounded.
    fuuuuuuuuuuck.

    Current Mood: annoyed
    Current Music: the mall
    Thursday, October 26th, 2006
    9:59 pm
    i'm lost at sea. don't bother me.
    me and misha's costumes are finally complete.
    although we will look pretty fucking gay having matching costumes.
    and since my pants are fucking stretchy and tight.
    but oh well.
    that fucking clinic album is gonna cost like....30 bucks
    cuz i gotta order the import.
    or wait till fucking 2007.
    fuck that shit.
    i can't listen to music either.
    cuz my ipods broken.
    this is like the opposite of sauls tongue cumming from wine.
    Saturday, October 7th, 2006
    3:55 pm
    happy 38th birthday thom.

    and also. blue angels fucking suck. i hate them.
    Friday, September 22nd, 2006
    5:12 pm
    I'm Lame BLAH BLAH BLAH

    OH MAN. I LOVE PENIS
    Saturday, August 26th, 2006
    11:44 am
    i shall be back tomorrow at around ...8 or so.
    i shall try to make to the concert thingermagic.
    and i also now know that angie is in my classes which is good.
    new york was ok.
    i didn't get to do alot of shit cuz my ankle got hella fucked up from all the walking.
    all i really managed to get was a dorky big labowski shirt, a weird shirt with images of olde england all over it, a black cowboy shirt, and a belt.
    and several items my greatgrandmother gave me.
    here is a story my greatgrandmothyer told me.
    it is completely true.


    she had a little jewelery stand in a weird antique center.
    and JOHNNY FUCKING CASH walks up, and hes like "im johnny cash, and i like your jewelery"
    and she had no idea who he was.
    and he was like "take out all your man jewelery"
    and she did.
    and then hes like "ill take it all"
    and so he takes out a hella big wad of cash and hands it to her.
    and says "my wife june carter'll be here tomorrow"
    and shes all excited and she goes and asks the person at the next stand who he was, and they started laughing.
    so june carter comes in, and buys all her woman jewelery.
    and so shes hella loaded.
    and she buys her own antique shop.

    hella cool

    Current Music: violent femmes
    Thursday, August 17th, 2006
    5:51 pm
    florida is wacky
    got here last night.
    went to bennigans and sat next to a family of fat ghetto people who ordered literally most of the things on the menu, including every single appetizer availible.
    today i first went to ocala's finest store: goodwill.
    its actually a really good one.
    i would've bought hella stuff, but i was being rushed.
    and in the there i met who i think are the only 2 non-preppyghettoorold people in all of ocala.
    one was basically lindy and she glared at me.
    and the other one had some silly anti bush shirt on (which im sure is rather rebelious out here) and bleached hair who asked if he could look at my totoro patch, looked for about 30 seconds, said thank you and scurried away.
    then we went to chick fil-a which is my mom's favorite fast food.
    it was in the mall and my mom was actually scared because of all the looks i was getting.
    then came walmart.
    i hate walmart.
    not for the usual reasons, but i just hate going into the place.
    even the lighting bothers me.
    the lady at the shrimp counter started talking to my mom about how she wanted to move out to california because of how open-minded it is, which i didn't actually believe fully until today.
    then i listened to my grandmother talk about all the places in ocala my mother could get a pedicure.
    and now im back here.
    tomorrow im seeing snakes on a plane.
    so fuck youz misha.

    Current Mood: cranky
    Current Music: outkast-dont you worry about me(or something like that)
    Monday, August 14th, 2006
    10:34 am
    max thizzarro has seen the light.

    Current Mood: giddy
    Current Music: clinic-WDYYB
    Friday, July 21st, 2006
    11:52 pm
    tonight i went to benihana with my family.
    we sat at the same table as a family from france.
    they were quite appalled by the amount of food that was being served to them.
    cuse i guess they are used to escargo and caviar.
    which come in small quantities.
    wacky ass frenchies.

    party tomorrow.
    bow down and suck my knee.
    i am the kickerer here, you kick elsewhere.

    but yeah.go to it.

    and i suck at guitar hero.
    but it is still hellza good.

    Current Music: vats of urine-dangerdoom
    Thursday, July 13th, 2006
    7:40 pm
    Like a dog I'm a dog, I'm a dog, I'm a dog, I'm a lapdog, I'm your lapdog
    You cannot kickstart a dead horse
    You just crush yourself and walk away
    I don't care what the future holds
    Cause I'm right here and I'm today
    With your fingers you can touch me

    I'm your black swan, black swan
    But I made it to the top, made it to the top
    This is fucked up, fucked up

    The Eraser is super super awesome.
    at first i was like "these would be better if thom had just given them to radiohead."
    but i was wrong.kinda.
    the new radiohead is going in a different direction i guess so this might be some of the last electronicy stuff.
    and that kinda sucks..

    ALSO if anyone wants to see gnarls barkley on the 18th or 19th tell me.

    Current Mood: full
    Current Music: thom yorke-skip divided
    Friday, July 7th, 2006
    6:28 pm
    summer=bleh
    I haven't really done anything all summer.
    i saw ace, angie, phoebe and isaac yesterday but that's it.
    i've been to busy summerschooling.
    and entering data and doing paperwork.
    bah humbug.
    and superman=stoopid.
    i saw it with my granny.
    she haas been doing alotta ironing and sewing and cleaning and complaining about how dirty everything is and about her hip.
    eraser on the 11th.
    party on the 22nd.

    Current Music: fugazi-floating boy
    Sunday, June 25th, 2006
    9:03 am
    radiohead=god
    that was the best concert i think i am ever going to attend.
    it was AMAZING.
    we were like 10 feet from ed.
    and he smiled at me.
    we made eye contact and i was smiling.
    and he smiled back.
    i swear to god.


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    Current Mood: content
    Current Music: whistles kicking and dumb announcers
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