bizzarro world

OMGHOORAY!!!!!!!!

Mon, 01 Oct 2007 01:51:25 GMT

IN RAINBOWS SOUNDS PRETTY GAY BUT WHATEVER. you can download the first disc for free on oct. 1oth, and you can order the box set for 80 bucks, with vinyl and cd etc.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sun, 05 Aug 2007 02:37:50 GMT

last night i did too much coke and i told people that my belly button smells like someones ass crack.

i also said that i was into beastiality

im a fat fuck

and a virgin

and my balls smell

O M GZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Sat, 10 Feb 2007 19:40:37 GMT

http://www.amazon.co.uk/New-Album-TBC-Radiohead/dp/B000MTEBRM/sr=1-23/qid=1171041947/ref=sr_1_23/202-1569809-8367805?ie=UTF8&s=music

stuffing

Tue, 26 Dec 2006 05:20:43 GMT

yo.
it has been a semi-high quality christmas.
in addition to my bass and ipod insurance shit i got the gorillaz book and some shoes(which i think i am going to try to exchange).
the gorillaz book is pretty tight.
the controller that came with guitar hero was broken, so we have to wait hella long to get another one.
and my brother got his fancy ass phone/mp3 player/camera/green thing/i have no idea. so i get his old one.
dinner was high quality.
then i watched alot of the british office, which is so much better than the american version.
it's crazy the american version even got made.
now i'm watching spirited away.
merry christmas.

gotta teach my woman some respect.

Mon, 11 Dec 2006 06:53:41 GMT

this was a fairly high quality weekend.
friday hung out with jordan.
he found out in the morning that his aunt's boyfriend shot her in a parking lot then shot himself.
pretty wacky.
saturday i hung out with juliet and psuedo bohemian shithole aka ganina for an hour or 2 then met angie.
we hung out at both of our houses for short periods of time, then met dale, kit, isaac, and dylan on haight.
we hookahed for a while, as dale dropped 2 hits of acid.
then we didn't take a bus that we shoulda taken and we had to walk hella far and we got drank we didn't need, and took the bus too far, and dropped bottles, and ran from madonna, and then we got into the show.
david copperfuck was first and they were hella good. the drummer works for my mom and gave me some free strip mall seizures shit.
didi mao was next, and they too were good.
after this, the david copperfuck drummer introduced himself to me and we had an awkward conversation.
then vholtz came on, and i wasn't so fond of them.
gay beast was alright. i was standing right next to the guitar player and he was REALLY good.
then strip mall seizures came on.
they were EXTREMELY good. i usually don't like it when bands play new songs, but they were hella goo anyways.
then my little brother's babysitter picked me, misha and angie up and we went back home.
i woke up at 2 this morning and noone was in the house.
i hung around for a while, went to fresh choice, got a chrstmas tree, watched the minutemen documentary, and now i need to do hella homework. i probably wont' end up doing it, but i'll attempt to.

break update #2

Fri, 24 Nov 2006 04:59:14 GMT

i have not seen anybody but jordan, or my family in quite a while.
i saw borat. it was kinda dissapointing.
i went to olive garden with my grandfather. it was less awkward than usual.
i went to thanksgiving and my grandparents-in-laws home. that was also less awkward than usual.
usually this lady who looks like the mom from everybody loves raymond comes.
but they didnt let her because she had a cold.
to all of those people im basically known as "that kid who likes the stuffing".
so everybody came up to me this year and told me about how that made double the stuffing just for me.
it is some hella good stuffing though.

my break so far

Mon, 20 Nov 2006 05:07:52 GMT

last night was pretty tight.
saw the abi yoyos at jacks bar.
me and isaac played these guys at pool.
it was embarrasing.

then this morning me, misha and dale went to a baseball game.
it was cool.
this one 49ers fan punched a seahawks fan in the face.
it was funny.

then i rode to burlingame with my grandpa, my uncle, some fat guy, and my grandpa-in-law or something. hes got a stutter.
they talked alot about methods of getting out of the stadium and how much they hated animal rights.
then i had steak and watched "high school musical" with my cousins. that movie sucks.

Fri, 17 Nov 2006 09:02:32 GMT

I just shat on my floor.

Mon, 13 Nov 2006 05:41:00 GMT

for being grounded, my weekend wasnt that bad.
but it still kinda stank.

thursday:i presented "Lunch with Grandfather" in front of my advisory, liz, misha, and my family. it was awful. apperently i made all sorts of awkward facial expressions. then i went home.

friday: ate alot, as planned. met up with jordan at 6 or so. did hoodlum activities at jordan's. returned home.

saturday: i was supposed to get hot pot with andrew but he's a jerk. so i just ate alot at home. and went to kfc. and ate more food. then me and jordan were going to see borat but juliet lied and said it was hella crowded so we'd hang out with her and ganina(psuedobohemianshithole). did more hoodlum activities, returned home. (my mother however did not, as her relationship with conor seems to have been rekindled).

sunday: watched 5 hours of this animal planet thing where they bring animals from the past back to the future to keep them from becoming extinct. ate. found a bass on ebay thats hella tight, but my mom wont order it. and it runs out at 10 tomorrow morning.

godamnit. i hate being grounded.

Mon, 06 Nov 2006 01:07:06 GMT

jack lost my fucking backpack.
and i'm grounded.
fuuuuuuuuuuck.

i'm lost at sea. don't bother me.

Fri, 27 Oct 2006 05:05:29 GMT

me and misha's costumes are finally complete.
although we will look pretty fucking gay having matching costumes.
and since my pants are fucking stretchy and tight.
but oh well.
that fucking clinic album is gonna cost like....30 bucks
cuz i gotta order the import.
or wait till fucking 2007.
fuck that shit.
i can't listen to music either.
cuz my ipods broken.
this is like the opposite of sauls tongue cumming from wine.

Sat, 07 Oct 2006 22:56:03 GMT

happy 38th birthday thom.

and also. blue angels fucking suck. i hate them.

Sat, 23 Sep 2006 00:10:15 GMT

I'm Lame BLAH BLAH BLAH

OH MAN. I LOVE PENIS

Sat, 26 Aug 2006 15:57:50 GMT

i shall be back tomorrow at around ...8 or so.
i shall try to make to the concert thingermagic.
and i also now know that angie is in my classes which is good.
new york was ok.
i didn't get to do alot of shit cuz my ankle got hella fucked up from all the walking.
all i really managed to get was a dorky big labowski shirt, a weird shirt with images of olde england all over it, a black cowboy shirt, and a belt.
and several items my greatgrandmother gave me.
here is a story my greatgrandmothyer told me.
it is completely true.

she had a little jewelery stand in a weird antique center.
and JOHNNY FUCKING CASH walks up, and hes like "im johnny cash, and i like your jewelery"
and she had no idea who he was.
and he was like "take out all your man jewelery"
and she did.
and then hes like "ill take it all"
and so he takes out a hella big wad of cash and hands it to her.
and says "my wife june carter'll be here tomorrow"
and shes all excited and she goes and asks the person at the next stand who he was, and they started laughing.
so june carter comes in, and buys all her woman jewelery.
and so shes hella loaded.
and she buys her own antique shop.

hella cool

florida is wacky

Thu, 17 Aug 2006 22:07:41 GMT

got here last night.
went to bennigans and sat next to a family of fat ghetto people who ordered literally most of the things on the menu, including every single appetizer availible.
today i first went to ocala's finest store: goodwill.
its actually a really good one.
i would've bought hella stuff, but i was being rushed.
and in the there i met who i think are the only 2 non-preppyghettoorold people in all of ocala.
one was basically lindy and she glared at me.
and the other one had some silly anti bush shirt on (which im sure is rather rebelious out here) and bleached hair who asked if he could look at my totoro patch, looked for about 30 seconds, said thank you and scurried away.
then we went to chick fil-a which is my mom's favorite fast food.
it was in the mall and my mom was actually scared because of all the looks i was getting.
then came walmart.
i hate walmart.
not for the usual reasons, but i just hate going into the place.
even the lighting bothers me.
the lady at the shrimp counter started talking to my mom about how she wanted to move out to california because of how open-minded it is, which i didn't actually believe fully until today.
then i listened to my grandmother talk about all the places in ocala my mother could get a pedicure.
and now im back here.
tomorrow im seeing snakes on a plane.
so fuck youz misha.

Mon, 14 Aug 2006 17:37:44 GMT

max thizzarro has seen the light.

Sat, 22 Jul 2006 07:01:18 GMT

tonight i went to benihana with my family.
we sat at the same table as a family from france.
they were quite appalled by the amount of food that was being served to them.
cuse i guess they are used to escargo and caviar.
which come in small quantities.
wacky ass frenchies.

party tomorrow.
bow down and suck my knee.
i am the kickerer here, you kick elsewhere.

but yeah.go to it.

and i suck at guitar hero.
but it is still hellza good.

Like a dog I'm a dog, I'm a dog, I'm a dog, I'm a lapdog, I'm your lapdog

Fri, 14 Jul 2006 02:55:31 GMT

You cannot kickstart a dead horse
You just crush yourself and walk away
I don't care what the future holds
Cause I'm right here and I'm today
With your fingers you can touch me

I'm your black swan, black swan
But I made it to the top, made it to the top
This is fucked up, fucked up

The Eraser is super super awesome.
at first i was like "these would be better if thom had just given them to radiohead."
but i was wrong.kinda.
the new radiohead is going in a different direction i guess so this might be some of the last electronicy stuff.
and that kinda sucks..

ALSO if anyone wants to see gnarls barkley on the 18th or 19th tell me.

summer=bleh

Sat, 08 Jul 2006 01:43:36 GMT

I haven't really done anything all summer.
i saw ace, angie, phoebe and isaac yesterday but that's it.
i've been to busy summerschooling.
and entering data and doing paperwork.
bah humbug.
and superman=stoopid.
i saw it with my granny.
she haas been doing alotta ironing and sewing and cleaning and complaining about how dirty everything is and about her hip.
eraser on the 11th.
party on the 22nd.

radiohead=god

Sun, 25 Jun 2006 16:07:05 GMT

that was the best concert i think i am ever going to attend.
it was AMAZING.
we were like 10 feet from ed.
and he smiled at me.
we made eye contact and i was smiling.
and he smiled back.
i swear to god.

RADIOHEAD 3 DAYS.

Thu, 22 Jun 2006 00:01:42 GMT

this is going to be the best show ever. I've been reading reviews of the other shows and actually listening to the new songs....and they're magnificent. i also looked at the setlists and they have basically everythng i could think of that i wanted to hear.and i read two new thom interviews.im in full on radiohead mode right now.jesus peezus aaaaaaaa...im gonna exploooooooooooooooode

oooooo geeeeeeezzz hes gonna be dancing all over and jonny plays drums with two drm sticks and plays the guitat with a violin bow and its gonna be magic. everylittle thing radiohead does is magic.

summer school=silly

Mon, 19 Jun 2006 21:08:25 GMT

i had my first day of summer school today.
with tyler and julian.
then we went to tyler's house.
and played guitar hero.
and i suck.then we went to mmm and we parted ways.
and now...i am home.

radiohead in 5 days.

GOOOOOOAAAAAL!

Tue, 13 Jun 2006 02:25:55 GMT

the japanese are cheaters.

australia....FUCK YEAH!

and the US needs to get its act together..

fuckin slackers.

who shall i take?

Fri, 02 Jun 2006 05:34:35 GMT

who shall i take to the radiohead show?

you?

sigmund the seamonster?

lil romeo?

alf?

i just cant decide.

my fancy day.

Thu, 25 May 2006 02:45:25 GMT

my block has finally forgiven me for insulting jesus.
well they probably just forgot.
but thats ok.
and after school i was trying to get bob to spill water on himself.
so he splashed water at me.
and mager came and soaked bob.
it was rather uneccessary.
so sorry bob.
speaking of bob.
i went to a baseball game with him yesterday.
and had delicious hot dogs.
but not as delicious as the morroccan food i just had.
it was supa fancy.
they sprayed rose water on your hands before you ate.
and they all had fancy outfits.
even the shit i took afterwards was fancy.
and soon i shall go to mayas TO WATCH THE SEASON FINALY OF LOST!!!!!!
and then i shall sleep at andrew's house.
and read his brother's naughty magazines.